February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
24 posts
Roommate update
I really like my house and its inhabitants. So if that little blanket keeps the breeze out, I can’t be too upset. I think my payback was coming home drunk the other night and making him dance to rhianna.
The brown blanket mystery
So my roommate and I were about to put a movie on and I couldn’t find my little brown blanket.
“I can’t find my brown blanket either!” she exclaimed.
I peaked here and there, growing more confused with the dilemma.
L suggests I peak in our guy roommates’ room, thinking he may have innocently borrowed them.
I peak at the side of his bed, thinking one might...
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
minkleburg:
1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception
this has been a post
Taco blocko.
New
2012 is the year to love myself and everyone in my life purely. The rest will fall in place as it needs to.
1) be a pillar of positivity/always smiling/never judging/no complaints
2) be active in my community
3) take an internship or job with some media outlet
4) make a documentary
5) travel the US for one month
6) quit making politically incorrect jokes///be less crass in general
7) lose...
December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
5 posts
October 2011
26 posts
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life's great attractions
Disclaimer for previous post: I have the best mom in the world. She’s worked hard as a single mom. Though she may have been super overprotective and very critical, it’s always been because she cares. Since becoming a grandmother 5 years ago, her sweetness has been intensified by a million. If it wasn’t for her, especially over the past year, I don’t know where I’d...